“When you die .. nothing happens ! “
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She said she went on a date and was now head over eels.
But now I’m not Saussure.
You never know, what your opponents mean, when they say "I fold'.
By the end I couldn’t have been more grateful.
The assistant says, "Sorry, sir, I haven't got a pen."
Just kidding. You have 1 more week
..Obviously shes just looking for an argument, i didn't even know it was our anniversary.
I don’t know his name, but his face rang a bell
11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 10. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 9. "Feel the force!" 8. "Foreplay, cuddling -- a Jedi craves not these things." 7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 6. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try." 5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are! 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
May the 4th be you.
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